Here at the British Aeronautical Piloting School I can take any individual and train them in to a fully fledged pilot - Quicker than one can say... "Up diddly up - Down diddly down!"
Family friendly silliness, imagine wacky races, catch the pidgeon, Carry on, Monty Python and Lord Flash Heart all rolled in to one big adventure.
We begin with basic training I'll make a soldier out of you with the basics of marching, after graduating you'll earn your moustache where we learn the importance of THRUST before candidates display their best aerobatic skills, obstacle course agility and target practice precision.
On successful completion of the course, pilots will be awarded with a N.I.P.P.L (National Independent Professional License) Which is of course proudly supported by the B.R.A.A (British Royal Academy of Aviation)
Madam Misfit's B.A.P.S can be booked as part of any event